he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
can u get pink eye on your cock?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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