He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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