i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize