And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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