Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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50% drunk capacity currently
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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