Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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