Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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