you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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