spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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