Non-Jews are for practice
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dick very happy bro
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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