I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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