these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish you could order shots online.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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