There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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