I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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