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Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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