he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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