Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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