it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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