stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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