I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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