I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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