I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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