come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
how drunk are you?
Several
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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