I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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