That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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