Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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