I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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