Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize