We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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