just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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