so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All I want is dick and wine.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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