Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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