super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.