I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)