Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?