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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

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Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

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I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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(817): Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house. (405): Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box. (817): I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift. http://tfl.nu/erp5

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(216): View more from Ohio

make any headway on the foot/dick situation?

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(216): make any headway on the foot/dick situation? http://tfl.nu/ein6

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(312): View more from Illinois

Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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(312): Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex http://tfl.nu/n8r5

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(650): I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'. http://tfl.nu/1o2s

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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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(401): In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke http://tfl.nu/8xdu

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(301): View more from Maryland

Not even the dog will look at me anymore.

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(301): Not even the dog will look at me anymore. http://tfl.nu/6y6q

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(812): View more from Indiana

I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.

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(812): I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is. http://tfl.nu/2rnr

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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke

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(201): there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke http://tfl.nu/pyjl

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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(203): Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room. http://tfl.nu/4omc

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(914): whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again. http://tfl.nu/9run

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(613): View more from Ontario

you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels

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(613): you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels http://tfl.nu/5vyu

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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.

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(414): Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/gfee

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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.

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(770): She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college. http://tfl.nu/xmfo

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(919): View more from North Carolina

But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?

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(919): But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night? http://tfl.nu/eqjw

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?

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(+45): Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction? http://tfl.nu/7i71

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