Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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