Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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