Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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