quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Two words: nipple clamps
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