Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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