Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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