im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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