Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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