Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
that may or may not have been my penis.
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