i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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