Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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