it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
