I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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