Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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