ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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