Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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