Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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