Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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