You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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