There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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