Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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