Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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