At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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