plz talk dirty to me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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