is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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